kurasunai hierarukii
クラス内ヒエラルキー
The hierarchy in class.
sou dare ga kimeta wake de mo naku
そう 誰が決めたわけでもなく
It's not like anybody decided it,
itsunomanika tsukuriagerareru
いつの間にか 作り上げられる
it was set up before we realised.
ichigun, nigun, sangun
1軍・2軍・3軍
Upper, middle and lower tiers.
subete ni oite chuu no ge kara chuu no jou
全てにおいて中の下から中の上
Overall, we're from the lower-middle to upper-middle,
mousou shakai de mainichi waakyaa
妄想社会で毎日わーきゃー
living each day in this delusional social structure.
ichigun ni naritai wake de mo nai sonna watashitachi wa
1軍になりたいわけでもない そんな私達は
We've decided that we really don't want to become top-tier,
nigun no fantajisutaa de aru
2軍のファンタジスタアである
we're middle-tier fantasizers.
tokugi mousou shumi mousou
特技・妄想 趣味・妄想
Fantasies are my special skill and hobby.
kyou no "koibito" girishajin
今日の「恋人」ギリシャ人
I'll have a Greek lover today.
kore de nijuusansatsume mousou koukan nikki ni
これで 二十三冊目 妄想交換日記に
Now I'll have to take our twenty-third fantasy exchange diary
ohenji o kakanakucha
お返事を書かなくちゃ☆
and write a reply.
riaru wa mou akirameteru
リアルはもう あきらめてる
I've given up on reality,
mirakuru shinjite wa iru kedo
ミラクル 信じてはいるけど
but I still hold out for miracles.
itakute joutou !
痛くて 上等!
I don't care if it hurts!
nigun no yuutopia
2軍の ユートピア
It's a middle-tier utopia!
hanashiawase warau toka
話合わせ 笑うとか
Laughing as we chat together,
issho ni toire ikunda toka
一緒に トイレ行くんだとか
or going to the bathroom together;
nandakanda de jamakusa so
なんだかんだで 邪魔くさそ
All such things bother me,
watashi nya muri da
私にゃ 無理だ
I can't handle them.
ima taihen na no watashi no koto megutte
今 大変なの 私のこと めぐって
I'm having a hard time now:
senpai to onzoushi to myuujishan ga oogenka !
先輩と 御曹司と ミュージシャンが大げんか!
My senpai, a son of a wealthy family and a musician are having a big fight over me!
tomodachi to manga saigen
友達と マンガ再現
Re-enacting manga scenes with friends:
ano serifu chou ii yo ne !
あのセリフ 超いいよねっ!
That is such a cool line!
kurasu ni iru danshi to wa reberu chigau yo ne !
クラスにいる男子とわ レベル違うよねっ!
He is on a different level than the boys in our class,
kaminoke sarasara dashi !
髪の毛 さらさらだしっ!
and he has silky hair too!
dare ni mo zettai himitsu na no
誰にも絶対 秘密なの
It's a secret no one should know about,
watashi no mousou nikkichou
私の 妄想日記帳
my diary of delusions.
ashita wa donna koi shiyou ?
あしたは どんな恋しよう?
What kind of love should I have tomorrow?
Episode 10 「Autumn of Arts, Appetite, and Attack」
What are you doing, Shi?
Wasn't there something like this on the internet a long time ago?
A cat sleeping in a pot.
Tama-chan pot.
Tama pot.
Is it warm in there?
Hey, Kyoro.
Look at-
Kyoro, what are you doing?
Well, um... Don't they call fall the season of arts?
What is this?
This monster is great.
It looks ferocious.
Yeah...
This, this! Here!
This right here!
If you're going to give it fire, make it breathe even more!
Burn it to the ground!
Don't leave a single blade of grass behind!
Like this?
That's great!
By the way, what do you call this monster?
It's got a freaking awesome name, right?
What?
Oh, what's this?
Is this an internal illustration of that monster?
Well...
"Mao's chin: Quick to bite."
"Mao's Brain: Surprisingly feminine."
"Mao's Fire Pouch: Packed full of flaming ferocity."
"Mao's Patience Pouch: Comes undone very easily."
What?
Actually, that isn't a monster. It's you, President.
What did you say?
Y-You're unbelievable!
I can't believe what you wrote!
How dare you call me a monster?!
I never said it was a monster!
You're the one who thought it was...
Divine punishment!
Ow, ow, ow!
That hurts!
That really hurts!
Please, President!
That really hurts!
Ow, ow!
Now, now.
Monster Mao is pretty cute, too.
That's right.
She's cute.
I bet that's actually an insult.
Then perhaps I should amend my statement and say it looks strong.
I'm strong, huh?
In other words, I'm cool.
Perhaps this picture book has drawings of subjects besides Mao.
There seem to be lots of other cute creatures.
This is cute.
What could it be?
What is this cute creature?
What could it be?
It's so cute.
It must be a new species.
I must notify the scientific society.
What kind of society are you talking about?
Dried squid?
What?
Am I really that bad?
She mistook my last drawing for a monster...
That's not true at all.
You have potential as an abstract artist.
By the way, what was the subject of this drawing of a cute creature?
What?
Are you being serious, Shion-san?
Amazing. You've even created a chart of its brain.
Let's see, what's this?
"Approximately 50% of the brain from the frontal lobe of the cerebrum to the top of the head is lack of common sense.
The remaining 30% of this creature's brain is composed of genius.
A additional 10% is kotatsu, and the final 10% is cup noodles."
As far as I can tell,
this unusual creature is a genius lacking common sense,
and also likes kotatsu and cup noodles.
Has she really not noticed yet?
People can be amazing.
What are you talking about, Mao?
This cute creature's name is written right here.
See?
Right here.
Shion... chan?
Um...
Kyoro-kun.
Y-Yes?
It seems you need to be punished.
Ow, ow!
Well?
Do you surrender?
You were just like Onee-chan, Shion-san.
Shi, you're merciless.
You're one to talk, Mao.
Don't look any more!
But we haven't seen everything yet.
Oh, those pages...
What is this?
Is it a fairy?
It's so cute.
There are flowers blooming in its hair.
Oh, y-yeah...
It's cute, isn't it?
I'm interested to see how long it'll take for her to notice.
It's very interesting.
Why do we lose our sense when it comes to ourselves?
You're one to talk.
You're in no position to say anything yourself, Mao.
This fairy is skilled at baking cakes, too.
It's sharing with its fairy friends.
Y-Yeah...
The fairy has some kind of hose attached to it.
Could this be a nozzle?
Like the kind you'd find at a petrol station.
It's using it to pour some kind of liquid into its friends' mouths.
Don't do that to them.
Your friends will die.
In my experience, it didn't actually kill anyone.
Please tell her who it is.
What's this?
The fairy is getting on a scale.
It seems sad.
Is it sad about how heavy it is?
You should write a 50 for her weight.
I didn't have any actual data, so that really helps.
Yes, data is important to non-fiction works.
I'm not that heavy...
I'm not that heavy!
When I go out of the bath yesterday and took off my cap and towel and everything else,
I weighed 49.9 kilograms!
This is a lie!
There are lies written in this picture book!
Lies are bad!
Let's write the truth, then.
Two weeks ago, you broke the big 50 by half a kilogram.
Medically speaking, there is a value known as BMI.
Compared to your height,
a weight of 50 kilograms corresponds to a BMI of 20,
meaning you are plenty skinny...
Your tits are huge, so it's no wonder you're heavy.
D-Don't!
Shinomiya-kun, are you ready?
You're kidding.
You, too?
Cat.
Yes, it is.
That's a cat.
It's a type of cat, but it's a bigger kind.
Is this a tiger?
Tiger, tiger?
Yes, I guess.
It has stripes, so it's probably a tiger.
I like tigers.
Does she not understand?
She must not understand.
It's got to be, you know?
Don't you think so?
Humans are full of surprises.
In Kirara's case, are you sure she just wasn't listening?
I'll go make some tea.
Tigers jump.
From the second floor, they go out.
Come in. Go out. Come in. Endlessly.
Tigers always eat meat.
Carnivore. Lots of meat.
She really does eat a lot.
Tigers can't hold their liquor.
Get very drunk.
Lick everyone.
Emergency, emergency.
That happened too, didn't it?
Mao, we said we would forget about it.
Tiger's weakness is being smelled.
It should be happening soon.
Kyoro.
Y-Yes, what is it?
This isn't about tigers.
This is about Kirara.
Well, yes, I suppose you could interpret it that way.
Kyoro, liar.
Lying bad.
Huh?
What?
When did I lie?
Is that what you're mad about?
Stop, stop!
Kyoro's going to die! You're going to kill him, Kirara!
Truly a large carnivorous cat.
Is Shinomiya-kun going to be eaten?
Hey, what's up with Shi?
I've never seen her like that before.
Fall is the season of appetites.
Thanks for waiting.
This... is a hamburger.
What's going on?
Shion-san said she'd never eaten one before.
And since it's the autumn of appetite...
I've read about these before.
A working class food from Hamburg, Germany,
was brought to the United States and became the hamburger,
a sandwich served on a bun.
Mos and King are good, too, but I got you Mac today.
Mos? Mac? King?
While it's still hot.
Very well, then...
What is the proper way to eat this?
There's no right way to eat it.
Just eat it as is.
You can't eat the wrapper.
Shion-san.
Um...
What is it?
Will you buy me some more food sometime?
I'll get you a beef bowl next time.
Or maybe Kentucky.
Beef bowl?
Kentucky?
We should start with Yoshigyu.
Sukiya and Matsuya are good, too, though.
Yoshigyu?
Sukiya?
Matsuya?
Hey, Shi's appetite is going to be unstoppable.
If you eat too much, you'll get fat.
Not that that has anything to do with me, though.
Megumi-chan?
Fall is the perfect season to fatten you up!
I, Amatsuka Megumi, challenge you, Tama-chan!
What's this? Are they going to fight?
Megumi-kun is issuing a challenge?
Megu and Tama fight?
Fine, then.
What is your challenge, Megu-neesan?
This is your challenge!
The size is number 18!
That's approximately 54 centimetres.
13,200 grams!
Made with 10,000 millilitres of cream!
This is your challenge!
I accept your challenge, but what exactly is it?
I will make you fat!
Specifically, I will make you at least as heavy as me!
Which means 50...
Shinomiya-kun, fail! Fail, fail!
You will learn the meaning of sadness and pain!
I don't think that's possible.
Well, thanks for the food!
A-Amazing...
Does this mean I'm the winner?
No, tomorrow, the day after, and the day after that!
You'll be eating cake all this week!
One Week Later
41.9...
You lost... a hundred grams...
We are the GJ Club!
Trick or treat?
See? I told you he would give us treats.
Didn't I tell you?
What are you doing here, Kasumi?
Onii-chan, don't you know about Halloween?
No, I do, but it's still early.
That's October 31st.
Onii-chan, invading on Halloween day would be far too normal.
The well trained GJ Club members launch a surprise attack before Halloween.
Kasumi, you're not a member.
I am.
I formed my own middle school club with Jill-chan and Sera-chin.
There's only three of us, so it's actually just an association.
Next spring we'll catch some first years and have four members.
We'll become a proper club.
It really is the GJ Club!
They're in middle school!
Oh, I didn't tell you?
You knew?
It's Ma-chan.
I came to hang out.
Just like you, Kasumi-chan.
I see.
Kasumi...
How brave of you to attack the GJ Club.
We'll ambush you.
It's Ma-chan's "President Mode".
We're prepared for an ambush.
Megu, prepare a full course tea attack.
Don't forget to carpet bomb her with snacks.
Okay.
Today's cake is a cheesecake.
My share is going to be smaller.
Yes?
Jill, stand and fight.
It is good to see you again, my samurai master.
How have you been?
Well...
Jill-chan, you're acting weird.
You should do what you always...
Huh?
Come on, you cowardly samurai master.
The girl's looking for a Japanese boy.
Can't you act like a real man?
What do you mean, a real man?
It's your job to think of that.
Come on, you can do that.
Your super thing.
I-I see...
Oh!
Jesus.
Kyoro-sama, bravo.
Bravo!
Your amazing pose combines beauty and strength.
I can feel your warrior spirit.
Bravo.
What a pathetic male.
You've moved on from my sisters to Geraldine, have you?
Um, Seira-chan?
Shinomiya Kyoya-sama, please call me Sera.
O-Okay...
She seems like such a polite and cute girl when she behaves normally...
Now you've moved on from my sisters and Geraldine to me.
If you touch me with a single finger,
I'll make you regret that day you were born.
The original GJ Club challenges the middle school club to a "Who can get more candy on Halloween" contest!
President, you've completely returned to your normal self.
We won't lose.
Kasumi, swallow before you talk.
Seira-chan, do you mind working with us?
Shinomiya Kyoya-sama, I told you to call me Sera.
In that case, I wish you'd stop calling me by my full name.
What?
Oh, um...
Excuse me.
So she can do that too.
We definitely won't lose.
I doubt the freshly-formed middle school club will beat the original.
Ma-chan, you're on their side?
You traitor!
I am the president, after all.
But you're younger than me.
kimi to miteita ano keshiki wa
キミと見ていた あの景色は
The scenery we looked at together
mabuta tojireba sugu ni ukabu yo
まぶた閉じれば すぐに浮かぶよ
starts to float as soon as we close our eyes.
kimi to aruita shiranai michi wa
キミと歩いた 知らない道は
On the unknown path we walked together
nanimo kowaku nante nakatta yo
何も怖くなんて なかったよ
I had nothing to fear.
itsuka kitto dekitara ii na
いつかきっと できたら良いな
It'd be nice if we could
sora e takaku tondeke
空へ高く飛んでけ
fly high to the sky,
mahou o kakete (ima sugu)
魔法をかけて （今すぐ）
cast a spell (Right now.)
muteki ni natte (aitai)
無敵になって （会いたい）
and become unstoppable. (I want to meet you.)
kimi ga iru sekai e
キミがいる世界へ
To the world you're in!
ima hashiridasu yo kimi no moto e
今 走り出すよ キミの元へ
Now I start running towards you,
donna tsurai koto atte mo
どんな辛い事 あっても
how painful ever it will be.
nakazu ni iru yo zutto yakusoku shita kara
泣かずにいるよ ずっと約束したから
I always promised you that I won't cry.
ima hashiridashita mou tomaranai
今 走り出した もう止まらない
Now that I've started running, I won't stop anymore.
tsuyoku shinjiteta kibou ha
強く信じてた希望は
It's a wish I strongly believed in.
It'll definitely come true, be with me!
kanarazu kanau kara soba ni ite
必ず叶うから そばにいて
You rarely bring up topics for discussion, Kyoro.
Really?
Are you starting to be Super Kyoro all the time?
That won't happen...
As your senior, this is my final duty.
I'll keep an eye on you, so be as super as you'd like.
What?
Ah, ah!
Come on.
Actually, never mind.
Club
Next episode, Kyoro's going to become a bully?
And Valentine's Day comes around again!
Don't just ignore me! Say something!
Don't underestimate my jokes!
That was a joke?
Just say something!
Episode 11 「Agreement Cancelled」
Let's see...
What are you talking about?
Shion
Do it right!
Shirou
Shion
Shirou
Shion
Shirou
Shion
Shirou
Shion
Shirou